GOOD EXCUSES TO CALL IN SICK TO WORK AFTER THE SUPER BOWL

"Well, the Super Bowl is over. It was a great game, which is good when you consider that, depending on how the current collective bargaining agreement shakes out, it could be the last NFL game we’ll see for a few years. If you celebrated the occasion appropriately, you likely had a lot of good food, a lot of good drinks and a whole lot of fun. Unfortunately, you also have the kind of hangover that would have killed a person back when we were still curing most of our minor ailments with leeches and such. And now, you have to go to work."

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